Nice country drive

As I was driving home today, after taking Isaac to school late because I overslept, Elliot wanted me to go one way and I wanted to go the other. He made me explain why. I said I don't like stop lights. I asked him "wouldn't it be nice if we lived in the country? And it's all nice & quiet? And there are no stop lights?" I was expecting him to say "YES!" because he usually does. But this time he was horrified and said "NO!" So I made him tell me more, and he acted like I was crazy: "There isn't a MCDONALD'S in the country!!!"